curb, irl

today i was walking down haight. a man stopped and was looking at me. i looked back, challenging his stare. he opened his mouth and said..

"smile."


my eyes rolled.

ladies,

you will never be able to get your virginity back, BUT you can buy a really nice pair of underwear and "save it" for the "right" guy.

so this is the neeeew yeeeaaarrrrrr, kinda

it's xmas, and all i can think about is putting together my new years resolutions!!

i have a running list, here are a few i can remember at the moment

don't crack my knuckles in public..it's kind of unattractive, and gross.

stop smoking ciggies all togeths..it's also kind of unattractive, and gross.

treat myself to nice long manicured acrylics every week and a half, and a pedi every month..just bc i luv em.

never ever ever ever go to bed with makeup on..no matter HOW drunk!

stop pulling my eyelid when i apply liquid eyeliner

never text someone else while in mid-conversation, it is tacky and rude and classless.

basically just not to look at my phone when i am hanging out with friends. you should give your attention to the people you are with, srsly we arn't 13 anymore..it isn't cool to be pre-occupied with your phone 24/7.

last one, and this one is important:

stop getting SO defensive in arguments with people. remain calm, even if they get defensive. no one ever listens to a person who is red in the face.

fb chats with the ultimate ID..iot.

i need a nose job
I need a fat job
I could be hot
if I just like
was
but I'm not
god will u fucking stop intruding on my self loathing sesh
u know u think u are hot

i want privacy!i want to start being secretive! why do i have to tell everyone EVERYTHING..i don't get my openness.

maybs the last small blog entries could have been better fitted for tweeting, but i hate to twat and probs will never get into it.

i am fine with everything. it was weird, and new. it was a notch. i can't even be really annoyed, just amused.

per se

can we hang out
a lot
and be goth
at the mall
I want a four loko
me too
at all
those things
too bad i dont like smoking cigs
that is real goth
meh
but i do drink coffee
u are just a vampire douche
HA
so waht