Wednesday, September 30, 2009

last night i dreamt of Kevin Jonas.

It's true. I can't deny.
Last night I dreamt of Kevin Jonas.
Nick and Joe were there too, but
Kevin. Kevin was so cute.
Kevin was the one I wanted.
Kevin and I really ~connected~

I would have made him dump his beard, i mean fiance,
for me. then he would have sprayed
white foam all over me as he lip synched
"hello beautiful" on stage.

oh kevin. I am so sorry for underestimating your
sex appeal. I will repent and never speak ill of
you again! NEVER AGAIN.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

sad old men are sad..and old.

"The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill" is one of the most beautiful and complete albums I have ever heard. Too bad she went crazy and decided to say she hates white people. But you know, I get it, I kinda hate white people too.

and goddamn D'Angelo might be the most smoldering man alive.

Never forget.

ETA: LOL @ their recent jacked up pics at the end of the vid.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

one day, i will find you

I want a relationship like this

and maybe, with work, it can blossom into something like this

and once we REALLY get to know each other..the inevitable next step would be

all pics retrieved from lamebook.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Ill Kill Her - Soko

This song. It's funny right?
Girls..THIS is the problem!
Stop meeting guys and imagining your whole lives together after the first date! It is destroying you, and your fragile-over analytical-mind.

When will we learn!

and noo the answer is not in "He's Just Not That Into You"..don't even get me started on how much that book has hurt modern women.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

all i wanna do:

internet shop.
paint my nails.
smoke cigarettes.
watch RHOA.
not do my STATS homework.
get tan.
at the beach.
in sf.
with a beer.


how much weight do things said mid-sexin hold?

do you really think i "taste good"?
or is that just a casual phrase in your dirty talk rhetoric?

and if it is, that's fine, it isn't like u DONT mean it completely,
you might just throw it around as part of foreplay.

what about like important things?
things that u only say to certain people..
u know..intimate things.

does that apply to the above example???

i just dont know.